CARLY AND I ARE WATCHING THIS HAUNTED HOUSE THING AND THIS LADY HAD HER HAND STUCK DOWN THE DRAIN AND CARLY AND I WERE SCREAMING BC WE THOUGHT THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL WAS GUNNA COME ON BUT she just pulled a spoon out and then turned around and there was like 5 stools stacked on top of each other
BALLS IN MY PIT
HELP ME GET THESE BALLS OUT OF MY PIT
implying proud scotsmen aren’t weirdos
The cool thing about kilts is that if you see a dude wearing one he’s either a very proud Scotsman or he’s some kind of weirdo
Companion/Familiar: an altaria
If he’s not married, Henry’s epilogue is “After Grima’s demise, Henry made a cold, clean break with history, never to stain its pages again.” which has some implications I don’t want to think about
Like, jesus, did he fucking kill himself? is that what you’re implying?