gyrojoestar:

CARLY AND I ARE WATCHING THIS HAUNTED HOUSE THING AND THIS LADY HAD HER HAND STUCK DOWN THE DRAIN AND CARLY AND I WERE SCREAMING BC WE THOUGHT THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL WAS GUNNA COME ON BUT she just pulled a spoon out and then turned around and there was like 5 stools stacked on top of each other

avelinedegrandprix:

BALLS IN MY PIT

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HELP ME GET THESE BALLS OUT OF MY PIT

implying proud scotsmen aren’t weirdos

Whatever, Englishman

The cool thing about kilts is that if you see a dude wearing one he’s either a very proud Scotsman or he’s some kind of weirdo

My guilty pleasure: NDH music

Mass Effect 3 - An End Once And For All (Metal Cover)
*creates a product nobody wants*
do me do the pencil thing

Name: Kayla
Gender: girl
Race: human
Class: bard
Mastery: buffs
Weapon: keytar
Companion/Familiar: an altaria
Level: 4’33”

If he’s not married, Henry’s epilogue is “After Grima’s demise, Henry made a cold, clean break with history, never to stain its pages again.” which has some implications I don’t want to think about

Like, jesus, did he fucking kill himself? is that what you’re implying?

 

Tharja: No. Robocop. It’s got everything I like: gratuitous violence…
Stahl: Oh, I thought you were listing things.
Tharja: I was. I’m done.

washingtonpost:

Here’s how you make ice cream ~of the future.~

the first gif is synching up with Laura Palmer by Bastille and it’s wigging me out